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- cold foods have negative calories... naturally.
- it's less calories to eat it with a fork.
- eat in the dark. if you can't see it then you're basically eating nothing.
- hot fudge burns calories.
- adding bananas to ice cream makes it healthy... practically a salad...
- peanut m&ms = healthy snack.
- hot foods are great for you because the calories get burnt for you.
- white ice cream is good because white is the color of nothing, signifying no calories.
- fruit ice cream, healthy, duh, it's fruit.
- chocolate is made from beans, meaning vegetable, meaning health.
- mint, tastes like toothpaste, health.
- ice cream is dairy. pure health.
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