~transcript of a conversation between roommates via facebook chat~
dude
this exists
it's called a slarf
what thet!
the*
that is redic
hahahaha
i want one
except it's 200 DOLLARS
TWO HUNDRED
WHAT THE HECK
it's too bad you can't make numbers be all caps..
i know right
i don't understand why the left arm gets left out in the cold haha
just the letters spelling out the numbers
not the same thing
literallly
out
in
the
cold
COLD
yeah fool
and def not the same
that is so said
i wonder if they make one for lefties
or do you just wear it backwards?
dude they should!
or yeah...
backwards...
is there even a front?
look at all the pics!!
haha there's so many
dude
this one is my favorite
they found a legit model dude
so ppl will buy that thing
i know right?!?!!
he's sooo good...
at making me want to buy that thing...
hahahha
i guess you wear it
if like
you find yourself without a right sleeve
ya know?
I LOVE ALL OF THESE PICTURES
it happens quite frequently
yeah really...
and if your neck is cold
AND your right sleeve is missing
OR
i know!
if you have no left arm!!!
POSSIBLE
AH!
it could happen
PERFECT!
that is what it is for!
for them
they just couldn't find a left armless model
and me, because my left arm is always unnaturally warmer than my right
yes
exactly
because the left armless people werne't attratctive enough
we are so smart
haha
and they thought it would be inhumane to cut someone's left arm off
dude
totally inhumane
dude
and your left arm is warmer?
that's interesting
my right ring finger is always unnaturally warmer than everything else
haha
uhh i was kidding hahaha
but right now
my right ring finger is unnaturally COLD
so i'm thinking that you stole some r ring finger heat from ee
and actually my right arm is warmer than my left right now...
haha
i knew you were kidding
as was i
i know you reallly really care about all this stuff...
i really do
ha
dude my ring finger seriously is colder right now
and my left pinky
hahahaha
that is really strange i think
are you wearing rings?
to cut of your circ
no!
no rings
hmmm
did you notice slarf guy's pants!
YES!!!
i mean
how they're like teal SPANDEX??!?!
at first i was distracted by
hahaha
i love them
what else but the slarf
i want his ENTIRE OUTFIT
ALL OF IT
but then i was reading comments
where it was scrolled down
to nothing but his pants
and it was like BAM
LOOK AT MY SPANDEX
hahahahaha
I LOVE THEM
i love his face
yeah
he looks depressed hahaha
so serious
but how can you be depressed when you're wearing a SLARF???!
and TEAL SPANDEX??!?!
DUDE
maybe he thinks it looks redic
he must be sadly misinformed
no way
it's attractive
by the way
redic
new favorite word
it's a good one
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