Tuesday, October 12, 2010

the story of the slarf

~transcript of a conversation between roommates via facebook chat~

dude
this exists
it's called a slarf

what thet!
the*
that is redic

hahahaha
i want one
except it's 200 DOLLARS
TWO HUNDRED

WHAT THE HECK

it's too bad you can't make numbers be all caps..

i know right

i don't understand why the left arm gets left out in the cold haha

just the letters spelling out the numbers
not the same thing

literallly
out
in
the
cold

COLD
yeah fool

and def not the same


that is so said
i wonder if they make one for lefties
or do you just wear it backwards?

dude they should!
or yeah...
backwards...

is there even a front?

look at all the pics!!
haha there's so many

dude

this one is my favorite

they found a legit model dude
so ppl will buy that thing

i know right?!?!!
he's sooo good...
at making me want to buy that thing...

hahahha
i guess you wear it
if like
you find yourself without a right sleeve
ya know?

I LOVE ALL OF THESE PICTURES

it happens quite frequently

yeah really...
and if your neck is cold
AND your right sleeve is missing
OR

i know!

if you have no left arm!!!
POSSIBLE

AH!

it could happen
PERFECT!

that is what it is for!

for them

they just couldn't find a left armless model

and me, because my left arm is always unnaturally warmer than my right
yes
exactly

because the left armless people werne't attratctive enough

we are so smart
haha

and they thought it would be inhumane to cut someone's left arm off
dude

totally inhumane

dude
and your left arm is warmer?
that's interesting
my right ring finger is always unnaturally warmer than everything else

haha
uhh i was kidding hahaha
but right now
my right ring finger is unnaturally COLD
so i'm thinking that you stole some r ring finger heat from ee
and actually my right arm is warmer than my left right now...

haha
i knew you were kidding
as was i

i know you reallly really care about all this stuff...

i really do

ha
dude my ring finger seriously is colder right now
and my left pinky

hahahaha
that is really strange i think
are you wearing rings?
to cut of your circ

no!
no rings

hmmm
did you notice slarf guy's pants!

YES!!!

i mean

how they're like teal SPANDEX??!?!

at first i was distracted by

hahaha
i love them

what else but the slarf

i want his ENTIRE OUTFIT
ALL OF IT

but then i was reading comments
where it was scrolled down
to nothing but his pants
and it was like BAM
LOOK AT MY SPANDEX

hahahahaha
I LOVE THEM
i love his face

yeah

he looks depressed hahaha

so serious

but how can you be depressed when you're wearing a SLARF???!
and TEAL SPANDEX??!?!

DUDE
maybe he thinks it looks redic
he must be sadly misinformed

no way
it's attractive

by the way
redic
new favorite word

it's a good one

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