dieting tips from the pros, ce's and arth :)

trust us... we're professionals.

• cold foods have negative calories... naturally.
• it's less calories to eat it with a fork.
• eat in the dark. if you can't see it then you're basically eating nothing.
• hot fudge burns calories.
• adding bananas to ice cream makes it healthy... practically a salad...
• peanut m&ms = healthy snack.
• hot foods are great for you because the calories get burnt for you.
• white ice cream is good because white is the color of nothing, signifying no calories.
• fruit ice cream, healthy, duh, it's fruit.
• chocolate is made from beans, meaning vegetable, meaning health.
• mint, tastes like toothpaste, health.
• ice cream is dairy. pure health.

enjoy :)