Ross employees can only count to 8.
Ross employees need you to put your items on a rack before they can count them.
Arthur feels the need to carry a knife with him in Edmonds
Every prom dress in the world is disgustingly revealing
White = wedding, Black = funeral, Red = no
Arthur feels threatened by small asian women
Zippers hate me
Did I mention that my children will never, EVER go hungry?
Arthur likes weird dresses. Like cement that fades to light cement that fades to mermaid… large enough to hold a baby inside with me. No joke.
I’m more awkward than I ever thought I could be
Wearing matching outfits makes me extremely uncomfortable
I love yellow + navy
The best place to hide a dress? In the 3x plus size section. No one ever looks there. (I hope…..)
I love arthur. :) :)
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| together on prom night :) |
